A ringing noise upon my ear tells me that an email's here, so, I look to see, and sure enough- a WordPress logo, bold and tough! Oh, perhaps has someone read my tome? I wonder aloud as I start to roam my way around the website’s format, hoping to find a like or comment. But look! Oh no! It bears bad news! No, not a troll with too tight shoes, no, not a bot trying to sell me a cruise; it’s the company telling me it’s time for my dues! But woe is me, I’m out of work, and what little is coming is already marked, so, what is a writer-girl to do when her tip jar is empty and her wallet is, too? Shill yourself, honey, sell them a book! Better yet, a Patreon subscription-those are off the hook! Or if they really love you, the tip jar they will find… to the very right of the blog page, no waiting in line. See, usually it doesn’t matter, I get by on what I get, but I lose quite a chunk if certain needs are not met, like the webhosting bill that comes due every July and makes me suddenly want to vomit and cry. So here I am asking a favor of you, my dearest readers, I hope you come through, and offer to me maybe a buck or two, so I can keep this site running for me and for you. Ok, now that my rhyme is done, I’m off to pen some delirium, because I just got a new notification and it has brought me great exasperation. So hopefully you find some happy in your day, because mine is slowly ebbing away, and I urge you please to consider a donation, so I can keep on writing these quotations.
Ham 'N Eggs 